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    It's already working...my wife told me this morning, "So, I guess you're never going grocery shopping again, huh?"

    Nope. Nada.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drennyn
    It's already working...my wife told me this morning, "So, I guess you're never going grocery shopping again, huh?"

    Nope. Nada.
    Small price to pay. Just don't get divorced and remarried or you'll have to do it all again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drennyn
    What's going on w/today's society? Are we all a bunch of wusses?
    Yeah, what's going on with today's society?

    There are maniacs out there that get upset when someone parks too close to their familymobile. I even read this one story where some guy punched a vehicle and wrote F.U in the dirt instead of just getting in his car and driving home. Then the s.o.b went on Oprah's show to plead his case and hoped to get the audience behind him to no avail. He was so consumed with anger over a simple infraction he ended up in jail, worried about his actions affecting an upcoming job search.

    Drennyn, I feel you pain brother I have no idea what is going on with today's society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drennyn
    So, is NinjaWookie a fellow partner in crime, or just someone else always in the wrong place at the right time?

    Ninja, how about it? What's your story? You're not a pathetic crook, like me, are ya? :lol:

    The latest is that I got pulled over. Next door to where I live. For being...."suspicious".


    Goes like this. I walk outside to go to the store. I need smokes and soda. I see some headlights down the road and think nothing of it, because people live here ya know?. I walk to my car, get in, start it, put on seat belt, and light my last cig. You know...the getting ready to leave ritual. Well I notice the headlights are closer. So what do I do? Since I'm parked on the side of the street, I wait for the lights to pass (being narrow and what not). I wait for a whole minute, then I decide to go. I even used my turn signal. I roll 5 feet and the lights come on. Pull over next door.


    Cop said I looked suspicious for having my parking lights on for a while. I point out that his family tree must resemble a comb, because I just walked out of my damn house, and that maybe if he weren't sucking down some krispy kreme he would have seen it. Then he starts giving me grief about how I was waiting there.....no....really. That's when I tell Officer McSlapnuts that I was waiting for him to pass me. He says sorry and leaves.




    However, the trebuchet thing....


    I get bored, like really bored. So I like to make siege weapons. The city got grumpy because my trebuchet was too tall and required a permit.

    They didn't care about the:
    Catapult
    Ballista
    Onager
    or anything else really. Cuz those weren't tall.


    As far as you village goes? I think we can manage to Sack a Village.

    Back when I was living in an apartment, there was this hoochie who parked to close to me. (Like our side mirrors were touching). Oddly enough the pool had a bunch of dead baby rabbits in it (so not kidding). And she left her window halfway down....in the texas summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeBob
    Just don't go building any trebuchet's in your front yard. NinjaWookie tells me that sort of behaviour doesn't bode well either.

    1000 dollar ticket yo!!


    Greek Fire next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaWookie151
    I get bored, like really bored. So I like to make siege weapons.
    :lol:

    Quote of the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASH
    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaWookie151
    I get bored, like really bored. So I like to make siege weapons.
    :lol:

    Quote of the day.
    soooooo true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NVmySTYLE
    Quote Originally Posted by Drennyn
    What's going on w/today's society? Are we all a bunch of wusses?
    Yeah, what's going on with today's society?

    There are maniacs out there that get upset when someone parks too close to their familymobile. I even read this one story where some guy punched a vehicle and wrote F.U in the dirt instead of just getting in his car and driving home. Then the s.o.b went on Oprah's show to plead his case and hoped to get the audience behind him to no avail. He was so consumed with anger over a simple infraction he ended up in jail, worried about his actions affecting an upcoming job search.

    Drennyn, I feel you pain brother I have no idea what is going on with today's society.
    Ditto:

    Quote Chris Rock:

    "If you go to the movie theater and someone steps on your foot, let it sliiiide! Why spend the next twenty years in jail cause someone smudged your pumas?"

    So kids, I hope we have all learned the BabyHeads philosphy on life today:

    Some things just aren't worth it.

    It only takes me 1.5 minutes to get in on the passenger side of the car, mumble "idiot" and drive away.

    Sure beats bein' locked up.

    But, there I go being rational again.

    Another quote from my dearly deceased Great Grandmother:

    "Just cuz you see a fool, don' mean you hafta BE a fool.
    Rise up suckaz!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BabyHeads

    "Just cuz you see a fool, don' mean you hafta BE a fool.
    Perhaps one day you'll heed your great grandmama's advice, fool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeBob
    Quote Originally Posted by BabyHeads

    "Just cuz you see a fool, don' mean you hafta BE a fool.
    Perhaps one day you'll heed your great grandmama's advice, fool?
    Exhibit A:

    Black Man, Orange County, CA resident for 11 years. NEVER arrested.

    It's practically unheard of. Of course, I made some really good political allies in M*A*S*H (prince to the Perris CA trailer real estate kingdom) and Pork (Angry, bitter, large ex-navy specialist with a spouse high in the retail biz). So I was basically untouchable. :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Rise up suckaz!!!!

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